What is Locked...can be Opened. What is Hidden...can be Found. What is Yours...can be Mine.
Unlock all your dark and dirty Thief secrets here, taffer, and choose to remain in the shadows while you do so. This blog is designed for all taffers who want to confess anything and everything about the Thief games, anonymously or not. Managed by Garrett's Apprentice. Love the Thief franchise? Check out my other blog, Thief Imagines at thiefimagines.tumblr.com, and be sure to visit the official Thief Game Tumblr at thiefgame.tumblr.com Thanks to Eidos-Montreal for the screenshots, images and backgrounds that bring this blog to life. Disclaimer: All Thief and related materials belong to Eidos-Montreal/Square-Enix. I do not own any of it. I do not nor will I ever make a profit from any of this. I just use the games as inspiration for my creative work.
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“I actually really like the Thief-Taker General. Whenever I played a chapter and heard his whistling or he appeared in a cut scene I got really excited. I loved how sly and arrogant he was. Out of everyone he seemed to have a very entertaining personality to watch and when he and Garrett interacted together it was just fun to see!”
Submitted by anonymous.
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I still don’t like the TTG, but I will say that he was a superb villain! Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy!
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I actually really like the Thief-Taker General. Whenever I played a chapter and heard his whistling or he appeared in a cut scene I got really excited. I loved how sly and arrogant he was. Out of everyone he seemed to have a very entertaining personality to watch and when he and Garrett interacted together it was just fun to see!”

Submitted by anonymous.

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I still don’t like the TTG, but I will say that he was a superb villain! Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy!

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“I buy the Warm Vest every time I replay Thief because it looks so comfy, and I remember Garrett said he hated being cold.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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Aww that is very sweet of you taffer! :) I’m sure Garrett would love that! Thanks for the confession! Gave me warm fuzzies. Enjoy!
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I buy the Warm Vest every time I replay Thief because it looks so comfy, and I remember Garrett said he hated being cold.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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Aww that is very sweet of you taffer! :) I’m sure Garrett would love that! Thanks for the confession! Gave me warm fuzzies. Enjoy!

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“I would greatly appreciate a Thief game/mod (fan made or not) where you play Garrett as a boy growing up. Learning how to steal and not get caught, and learning that the hard way.”
Submitted by srgthamy
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That would be cool! It’d be interesting to have a prequel game for Thief so we learn about Garrett’s earlier years. I like that! Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy!
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I would greatly appreciate a Thief game/mod (fan made or not) where you play Garrett as a boy growing up. Learning how to steal and not get caught, and learning that the hard way.”

Submitted by srgthamy

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That would be cool! It’d be interesting to have a prequel game for Thief so we learn about Garrett’s earlier years. I like that! Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy!

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The Dark Mod is a game that discourages combat and violence in favor of stealth and subtlety.
So why must head shotting be so satisfying!?
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Could it be because of the silly reaction/the way the bodies fall? ;) I’m terrible. Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy! (Again, apologies for the late post!)
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The Dark Mod is a game that discourages combat and violence in favor of stealth and subtlety.

So why must head shotting be so satisfying!?

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Could it be because of the silly reaction/the way the bodies fall? ;) I’m terrible. Thanks for the confession, taffer! Enjoy! (Again, apologies for the late post!)

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This may sound petty or make me sound like an old fart, but it kind of really annoys me when someone who played the new Thief considers themselves a fan but refuses to play the original games just because they are old.
Submitted by Buccura.
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Sorry this took so long to post, fellow taffer! Been crazy busy! Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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This may sound petty or make me sound like an old fart, but it kind of really annoys me when someone who played the new Thief considers themselves a fan but refuses to play the original games just because they are old.

Submitted by Buccura.

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Sorry this took so long to post, fellow taffer! Been crazy busy! Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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Hello fellow taffers!

Just a note that I’ve been getting your confessions and submissions (thank you so much for those!!), but I’ll have to wait until I have some time off to post them, which may be a few days or so. I’m now working full-time at my job and part-time on my thesis, so basically I hardly have any time these days! Sigh.

Rest assured, even though time is my enemy, I will get those posts up as soon as I can!

Thank you all so much for your patience and as always, for all your love and support! It means a lot!

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“I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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“I actually like Erin much more than I like Garrett. I feel that she’s got more spunk and personality to her, and would be better written if she had more game-time.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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I did like Erin (lol she kind of reminded me of me when I was younger haha), but Garrett will always be first and foremost in my heart! I would’ve liked to see a bit more of her story in the game as well. Thanks for the confession, fellow taffer! Enjoy!
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I actually like Erin much more than I like Garrett. I feel that she’s got more spunk and personality to her, and would be better written if she had more game-time.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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I did like Erin (lol she kind of reminded me of me when I was younger haha), but Garrett will always be first and foremost in my heart! I would’ve liked to see a bit more of her story in the game as well. Thanks for the confession, fellow taffer! Enjoy!

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“I’m ashamed to admit this but I want to have sex with Garrett.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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Nothing to be ashamed of! I’m pretty sure you are not alone, fellow taffer. Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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I’m ashamed to admit this but I want to have sex with Garrett.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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Nothing to be ashamed of! I’m pretty sure you are not alone, fellow taffer. Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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“The first time I played Thief I accidentally gassed everyone at the House of Blossoms. I felt bad, mostly because it lowered my stealth rating, but then I realized how much easier it was to loot the entire place that way. I blame Garrett for making me keep track of how much I steal! Haha!”
Submitted by kynthosmoon
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I didn’t even know about that gassing until my second playthrough! I was ecstatic when I found it! Lol it def made things easier ;) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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The first time I played Thief I accidentally gassed everyone at the House of Blossoms. I felt bad, mostly because it lowered my stealth rating, but then I realized how much easier it was to loot the entire place that way. I blame Garrett for making me keep track of how much I steal! Haha!”

Submitted by kynthosmoon

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I didn’t even know about that gassing until my second playthrough! I was ecstatic when I found it! Lol it def made things easier ;) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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