What is Locked...can be Opened. What is Hidden...can be Found. What is Yours...can be Mine.
Unlock all your dark and dirty Thief secrets here, taffer, and choose to remain in the shadows while you do so. This blog is designed for all taffers who want to confess anything and everything about the Thief games, anonymously or not. Managed by Garrett's Apprentice. Love the Thief franchise? Check out my other blog, Thief Imagines at thiefimagines.tumblr.com, and be sure to visit the official Thief Game Tumblr at thiefgame.tumblr.com Thanks to Eidos-Montreal for the screenshots, images and backgrounds that bring this blog to life. Disclaimer: All Thief and related materials belong to Eidos-Montreal/Square-Enix. I do not own any of it. I do not nor will I ever make a profit from any of this. I just use the games as inspiration for my creative work.
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Hello fellow taffers!

Just a note that I’ve been getting your confessions and submissions (thank you so much for those!!), but I’ll have to wait until I have some time off to post them, which may be a few days or so. I’m now working full-time at my job and part-time on my thesis, so basically I hardly have any time these days! Sigh.

Rest assured, even though time is my enemy, I will get those posts up as soon as I can!

Thank you all so much for your patience and as always, for all your love and support! It means a lot!

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“I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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I’m a big guy but I just want to curl up in Garrett’s arms and listen to his voice.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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I do too, fellow taffer! I’d love to have Garrett hold me and just talk…could listen to him 24/7 :) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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“I actually like Erin much more than I like Garrett. I feel that she’s got more spunk and personality to her, and would be better written if she had more game-time.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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I did like Erin (lol she kind of reminded me of me when I was younger haha), but Garrett will always be first and foremost in my heart! I would’ve liked to see a bit more of her story in the game as well. Thanks for the confession, fellow taffer! Enjoy!
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I actually like Erin much more than I like Garrett. I feel that she’s got more spunk and personality to her, and would be better written if she had more game-time.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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I did like Erin (lol she kind of reminded me of me when I was younger haha), but Garrett will always be first and foremost in my heart! I would’ve liked to see a bit more of her story in the game as well. Thanks for the confession, fellow taffer! Enjoy!

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“I’m ashamed to admit this but I want to have sex with Garrett.”
Submitted by anonymous.
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Nothing to be ashamed of! I’m pretty sure you are not alone, fellow taffer. Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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I’m ashamed to admit this but I want to have sex with Garrett.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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Nothing to be ashamed of! I’m pretty sure you are not alone, fellow taffer. Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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“The first time I played Thief I accidentally gassed everyone at the House of Blossoms. I felt bad, mostly because it lowered my stealth rating, but then I realized how much easier it was to loot the entire place that way. I blame Garrett for making me keep track of how much I steal! Haha!”
Submitted by kynthosmoon
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I didn’t even know about that gassing until my second playthrough! I was ecstatic when I found it! Lol it def made things easier ;) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!
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The first time I played Thief I accidentally gassed everyone at the House of Blossoms. I felt bad, mostly because it lowered my stealth rating, but then I realized how much easier it was to loot the entire place that way. I blame Garrett for making me keep track of how much I steal! Haha!”

Submitted by kynthosmoon

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I didn’t even know about that gassing until my second playthrough! I was ecstatic when I found it! Lol it def made things easier ;) Thanks for the confession! Enjoy!

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"I love your blog! It’s one of my favorites and I am always aware of the updates, lovely!: "This wednesday I went on vacation, the school always has had me busy and now more that the exams had arrived. The stress was killing me and I had no time to play. But now that I have free time, I finally played Thief, It’s just a relaxing sensation, I turned off all the lights and started to play, the music ambient and the rain makes me feel so good! Especially the smooth whisper voice of Garrett.""

Submitted by anonymous.

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That’s really great to hear, taffer, that Thief has helped you relax and you are enjoying it! Thanks for your confession and many thanks for your kind words about my blog!! It means a lot! Have fun!

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"I love your blog! It’s one of my favorites and I am always aware of the updates, lovely!: "This wednesday I went on vacation, the school always has had me busy and now more that the exams had arrived. The stress was killing me and I had no time to play. But now that I have free time, I finally played Thief, It’s just a relaxing sensation, I turned off all the lights and started to play, the music ambient and the rain makes me feel so good! Especially the smooth whisper voice of Garrett.""
Submitted by anonymous.
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That’s really great to hear, taffer, that Thief has helped you relax and you are enjoying it! Thanks for your confession and many thanks for your kind words about my blog!! It means a lot! Have fun!
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Hey, I know that one taffer already said this, but those who want to be added to our skype convo can message me, too. I'm online a lot. Probably too much, heh.
wifeofdunwall

Thank you so much for this message, fellow taffer! I will publish it now so other taffers can see :) My apologies for being late on this…(I’m crazy busy!)

Thank you kindly,

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can you post this as a message to the person who wanted to join the skype thing for taffers? it might be a technical issue or something but if they could get in contact with me then I'll see about adding them and stuff? none of us are sure whats happened or if we've been excluding someone and not knowing.
221stepstobakerstreet

My apologies, fellow taffer, for this late response! I will publish this message right away.

Thank you kindly,

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Wtf! You can't use the t-slur. Why did you allow such a fetishising and objectifying submission? Please remove it.
theheroofthisblog

I’m sorry I did not know this was an offensive word. My apologies. I have removed the confession and I will revise it to make sure it does not have anything offensive in it.

Thank you kindly for your message.

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FYI "trannys" is a really awful slur for transgender individuals. You may want to revise that last person's confession, it could really hurt somebody's feelings. x(
Anonymous

Thank you kindly for letting me know. I did not know this and I will revise the confession. I appreciate your help. My apologies for the mistake.

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